I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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