Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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