Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
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Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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