It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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