That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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