I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Less talking, more tequila
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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