Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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