This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
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I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
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You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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