i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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