your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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