"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
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Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
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There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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