Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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