So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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