I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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