No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
So much Jack, so little girl.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.