sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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