Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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