So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
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I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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