I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize