just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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