he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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