I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
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By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
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Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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