I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
