So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
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Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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