Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
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The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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