Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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