do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Be still, my beating vagina.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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