The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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