dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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