Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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