My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
