Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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