your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
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the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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