Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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