We're like a lot better than the average bears
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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