Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
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I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
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I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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