If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
When did angry sex become our thing?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Randomize
