adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
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No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
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I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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