when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
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Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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