I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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