i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
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I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
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It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
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