I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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