Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
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You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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