I'm passing your future prison.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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