one two three fourrrrnication!
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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