I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
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sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
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