dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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