Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
