Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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