OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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