I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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