I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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