The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
operation harelip BJ is a go
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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