I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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