somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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