The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
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I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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